When+Mickey+Mouse+met+Lindsay+Lohan...

...Lindsey Lohan enters the drug rehab center only to encounter the icon of the happiest place on earth, Mickey Mouse. "Mickey!!! How odd it is to see you here. Why are you here?" "Well...it is a long story." "Please tell. I am so interested." Mickey lets out a long sigh and begins to tell how he ended up in the drug rehab center. "It all began with a piece of cheese..."

"See, I was in the grocery store when I encountered my favorite isle... the dairy section. Just as I round the corner of delectables, I am greeted by what I thought was "bells and whistles". Instead it was the sound of the store alarm and I turned to find a crowd of anger grocery