Write+an+obituary+for+Willy+Wonka

To my friend William Wonka....

William, or Willy, as he preferred to be called, will be greatly missed by everyone who devoured his scrumtulescent candies. He was a confectionary madman. While Willy's delicious creations made us smile, they also made our teeth fall out. One by one, piece of enamel upon piece of enamel.

May he rest forever, peacefully floating along a river of steaming chocolate syrup and marshmallow lumps of fluffy cloud crap.