Sometime+I+think+my+best+friend+has+strange+powers. +Every+time+he's+around...

...bad stuff seems to happen. I tried to chock it up to coincidence, but you can have just so many coincidences. Like that other day, we were just stting around the house doing nothing. Then his ex-girlfriend comes pounding on the door.

"Open up you whore!" screamed the ex. "Where's my man at?!?"

"Uh...excuse me? "He is in the bedroom, and I'm not going to let you have him!"

She pulled my hair and pushed me against the wall. I screamed "I'll call the police on your ugly butt, get out of here, now!"

She said "I'm not going anywhere until I get my man and is super BRAIN!"

That was the first time I heard mention of his super BRAIN. I mean, we have been friends since Miss Bindergarten's Kindergarten and never once did he tell me about his super BRAIN. I was intrigued. Perhaps I should let his BAG of a girlfriend speak with him so I can see these powers in action.

I stepped aside to let her in and she slammed the door behind her. Next came a loud clap of thunder.