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Tuesday, March 31

  1. page Squeaky, uh, squeak, sqeaker, squeakin'. edited ... Squeak, squeak, squawk, squawk. I am at a loss for words. IKR
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    Squeak, squeak, squawk, squawk.
    I am at a loss for words.
    IKR
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Thursday, January 6

  1. page Journey to the Center of the Earth edited ... "Always best to err on the side of caution," I said to myself, as I pulled out of th…
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    "Always best to err on the side of caution," I said to myself, as I pulled out of the driveway. Cautious as always, I looked over my right shoulder, but not my left. In my blind spot was a little man dressed entirely in what looked like strips of grass, weeds, and roots. I didn't have time to react as he popped open my door, smiled broadly and shouted with enthusiasm, "Thank God, you're here!" I was at a loss for words, but instantly felt that this odd man meant no harm.
    He extended his hand to help me out of the car. For whatever reason, I felt safe with him so I accepted his help getting out of my car.
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    tropical forest. could all this be real?
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  2. page Journey to the Center of the Earth edited ... "Always best to err on the side of caution," I said to myself, as I pulled out of th…
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    "Always best to err on the side of caution," I said to myself, as I pulled out of the driveway. Cautious as always, I looked over my right shoulder, but not my left. In my blind spot was a little man dressed entirely in what looked like strips of grass, weeds, and roots. I didn't have time to react as he popped open my door, smiled broadly and shouted with enthusiasm, "Thank God, you're here!" I was at a loss for words, but instantly felt that this odd man meant no harm.
    He extended his hand to help me out of the car. For whatever reason, I felt safe with him so I accepted his help getting out of my car.
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    tropical forest. could all this be real?
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  3. page One night, I looked out the window and I saw... edited ... I rang the doorbell. A raspy voice called out, "Who is it?" "Did you know that…
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    I rang the doorbell. A raspy voice called out, "Who is it?"
    "Did you know that your son and my daughter have been seeing each other this whole entire time?"
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    years ago." I asked the neighbor, his name was Sam to come out a minute and explain to me how this could be true. I was sure that I had seen this boy around the house and had even seen him mowing the grass
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  4. page Something Happened on the Way to the Dentist edited ... Once we finished we headed out the door. No sooner had we gotten to the backdoor, when my daug…
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    Once we finished we headed out the door. No sooner had we gotten to the backdoor, when my daughter realized that the dog had not been fed or walked. So first the dog needed to go on a walk. My daughter grabbed his leash and headed out the door. The phone rang and my son picked it up. I was busy packing up the car, so I did not give much thought to the phone call. I had thought since we were heading to the dentist, we might as well stop at Costco after the dentist.
    When I walked back inside, my son handed me the phone and it turned out to be Monty Hall and he wanted me to be a contestant on "Lets Make a Deal". At first I was sure this was a joke, but the longer and longer I spoke to Monty, the more real it sounded and as soon as I hung up the phone I was off to my room to find the silliest outfit I could find. I searched deep in the back of my walk-in closet and found roller skates I used to use in the 70's. They still fit and were in great shape.
    I proceeded to the door in my roller skates thinking I would take them off before getting to the car. I rolled down the hallwall, open the door then
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  5. page Guess What? - My Homework Ate My Dog edited ... think about earlier documents I had saved to my computer's desktop and frantically searched.…
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    think about earlier documents I had saved to my computer's desktop and frantically searched. I found my biography research paper on Stephen King, but thought that was a bit too odd. I located a nonfiction review on Caesar Ramano's "The Dog Whisperer" and new that I was there. (I suddently thought to myself? "When did my dog's name change from Fido to Wolfie?)
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  6. page When Mickey Mouse met Lindsay Lohan... edited ... Mickey lets out a long sigh and begins to tell how he ended up in the drug rehab center. &quo…
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    Mickey lets out a long sigh and begins to tell how he ended up in the drug rehab center.
    "It all began with a piece of cheese..."
    "See, I was in the grocery store when I encountered my favorite isle... the dairy section. Just as I round the corner of delectables, I am greeted by what I thought was "bells and whistles". Instead it was the sound of the store alarm and I turned to find a crowd of anger grocery
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  7. page Dumbledore, I'm your father. edited ... It is very difficult for me to have to write you this letter. I have agonized over this decisi…
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    It is very difficult for me to have to write you this letter. I have agonized over this decision to share this information with you. I know that however difficult it is for me to share with you, it is all the more difficult for you to receive this information.
    200 years ago I met your mother. She was a beautiful girl. We met on the train to Hogwarts our first year. It was a cold, damp night. I could see the steam rising from the train engine. As we went to board the train, her long skirt caught on the steps. I reached down to help her and she gave me the most beautiful smile that I had ever seen. I smiled back. I was immediately mesmorized by her. I wanted to learn more about her. I introduced my self. "My name is Dumbledore, Fibonachi Dumbledore. I see that your skirt seems to have gotten caught, can I get you vodka martini? Oh, no wait, that is my alternate identity! Today I am simple, yet talented student of magic. What is your name?"
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    papers before." You were described a mad, mad scientist. You were able to make things change in the twinkling of an I. I was mesmorized by the picture of you handsome face. I hoped to meet you. Now, what can I do..
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  8. page Journey to the Center of the Earth edited ... me, just an two hours "Always best to err on the side of caution," I said to mys…
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    me, just an two hours
    "Always best to err on the side of caution," I said to myself, as I pulled out of the driveway. Cautious as always, I looked over my right shoulder, but not my left. In my blind spot was a little man dressed entirely in what looked like strips of grass, weeds, and roots. I didn't have time to react as he popped open my door, smiled broadly and shouted with enthusiasm, "Thank God, you're here!" I was at a loss for words, but instantly felt that this odd man meant no harm.
    He extended his hand to help me out of the car. For whatever reason, I felt safe with him so I accepted his help getting out of my car.
    I followed him toward what looked like a lush tropical forest.

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  9. page Base to Captain SkyFighter, Base to Captain SkyFighter. Come in Captain SkyFighter. edited ... Good. Well, let me tell you that weird things are happening down here...on what we call earth…
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    Good.
    Well, let me tell you that weird things are happening down here...on what we call earth. Can you believe that the big cat is not thinking well but the mice are playing really well? I don't want to tell you too much because we are being watch by the wicked witch of the center. She is very evil. She knows how to play the game well. I wonder when Luke is coming back from vacation. I have not heard from him. I sent him a message through the blue zone but he has not responded. Have you heard from him at all? He is going to have so much to do this year with the big task of the new year. When he finally comes back to earth his head will feel like it might explode! "What are they doing?" he will wonder. "Why is the wicked witch trying to ruin my universe?" Luke will implore the gods.
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    start to ...chant to the Beetles' songs and recite Fibonacci's sequence to the 15the digit, after which they begin their math warm-up of the day. But now, back to Luke...
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